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Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39300) - you deserved it (12491)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

#65383
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46284) - you deserved it (2734)

On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60575) - you deserved it (19386)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

#62926
46 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

#62507
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (8310)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. The woman ahead of me asked for a rose. The priest said, "Sorry, we are only giving them out to single women since they didn't get any for Valentine's Day." Then he hands one to me. This was the first time I have been to that church. FML

#62419
44 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:44pm - love - by KC (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
44 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (2671)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (2671)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (2671)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

#61591
9 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583
17 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

#61582
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41458) - you deserved it (5008)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

#61161
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57540) - you deserved it (11721)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

#61152
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43281) - you deserved it (8303)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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