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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35am - misc - by asdf1851 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. The woman ahead of me asked for a rose. The priest said : "Sorry, we are only giving them out to single women since they didn't get any for valentines day." Then he hands one to me. This was the 1st time I have been to that church. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:44pm - love - by KC (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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