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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:36am - health - by fatass (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)
Today, me and my boyfriend were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by happyasaclam (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)
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