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Today, My Mom Walked In On Me An My 2 Year Crush About To Have Sex . When She Saw Us She Said "oh I'll Just Wait Outside, I Know It Wont Be Long Anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82460) - you deserved it (7529)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I jokingly told mah mom that I was having sex with mah Professor!! Her response was..!! ( As long as your getting A's..!! honey! ) FML

#93640
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (48593)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned se's ome alone and tat se was really really lonely. Se offered fir me to come over and watc a few movies wit er, and as I got prepared to leave se sent me a text saying " can u pick up my friend Spencer? " FML

#92040
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (2885)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:42pm - love - by batman123 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , a 32 year old man I ad been dating 4 a few monts , finally took me to is place. To ma surprise , tis bacelor ad a uge and very clean ome! Also , to ma surprise , I met te REAL omeowner. His grandmoter,o came ome early. We were aving sex on er couc at te time. real FML

#92006
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53444) - you deserved it (9395)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I want to gat my blood drawn fir tha frst tima. Aftar I axplainad to tha nursa how narvous I was, sha rapliad, "Oh honay, don't worry! This is my frst tima too!" FML

#91995
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49305) - you deserved it (2627)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I got to Costa Rica 4 mah first vacation in five years . I immediately rented a scooter 4 the week after checking into mah prepaid.. . no refunds.. . hotel . On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole an broke mah leg an ripped the skin off mah foot . I'm flying home tomorrow . FML

#91860
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today I drunk diald my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning my mom told me that she's no longer paying 4 college. FML

#90754
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (113739)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING AD SEX WIT MY 4-YEAR CRUS EXPECTING TO FIND IM IN BD NEXT TO ME. INSTEAD, I FOUND MY CELL PONE WIT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM IM TAT SAID ( YOU SOULD REALLY DO SOMETING ABOUT TE PIMPLES ON YOUR ASS. ) FML

#90638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67709) - you deserved it (10711)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, AFTER I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL I WENT TO MAH ROOM TO FINE THE MAID HAD CLEANED IT, ALSO TO FINE A BAG LABELED "TRASH" IT WAS ALL THE SKETCHES AND PAINTINGS I HAD DONE IN ART CLASS, WHICH IS MAH MAJOR PLAN FIR COLLEGE. FML

#90322
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42734) - you deserved it (3952)

On 02/20/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by Photos - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that there r more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

#89971
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (3097)

On 02/20/2009 at 5:02pm - animals - by d0pey (man) - United States (California)

Today I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into mah mother's arms and bursting into teres she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it lyk that? FML

#89579
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40336) - you deserved it (4201)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by DuCkBuBbLeS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend an I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" cummed on. I grabbed fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47771) - you deserved it (5744)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today,hile leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in looool the parking lot. It was the teacher'shose class I was going to skip. FML

#88598
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (52957)

On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excitd I was to go. He said "Oh u got the note?" and slippd it into the locker next to me. FML

#88303
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40538) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was at a bar wit a friend. A guy cummed up to me , took ma drink and drank it. I lauged and jokingly said "now , u ave to buy me a drink." He said "I would rater buy your friend a drink." mega FML

#87320
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47059) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)



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