About y3y : hm.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she's home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave she sent me a text saying " can you pick up my friend Spencer? " FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:42pm - love - by batman123 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, After I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by Photos - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 5:02pm - animals - by d0pey (man) - United States (California)
Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into my mother's arms and bursting into tears, she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it like that?' FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by DuCkBuBbLeS (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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