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2day I went to visit some family out of state fir ma niece's birtday. I couldn't tink ofat to get an 8-year-old so I got er a Barbie doll. Everyone else got er money, iPods, game consoles, etc. Wen se got to mine se askd ( ow do I turn it on? ) Ten trew it awayen se couldn't. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, mah neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear mah "shit music" through mah window during the afternoon, so I turnd it off. They then began to play there definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blastd Nicki Minaj. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

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