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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xxxwildchildxx : Hey there! I'm wild but not too wild!! I'm fun to be around and I like dancing! That's pretty much it! CIAO!!

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Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49639) - you deserved it (3612)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

#17973373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30470) - you deserved it (1917)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (4372)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

#17734152
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22880) - you deserved it (8192)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

#17622359
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32912) - you deserved it (20089)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54748) - you deserved it (9328)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

#16792540
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30731) - you deserved it (2230)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:59am - health - by justinj360 - United States (Montana)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (20821)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44961) - you deserved it (7967)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47074) - you deserved it (7610)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

#15067596
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (3056)

On 02/21/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by thissucks - United States (California)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15389) - you deserved it (58853)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

#14845323
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10780) - you deserved it (48803)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40092) - you deserved it (4005)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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