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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xxxwildchildxx : Hey there! I'm wild but not too wild!! I'm fun to be around and I like dancing! That's pretty much it! CIAO!!

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Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I decidd to save a few bucks and let mah mother cut mah hair. I then had to wait in the hospital 4 attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of mah ear off. FML

#19654364
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (4146)

On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, mah mom was giving me a long lecture about looool bieng aware of mah surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

#19626758
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20784) - you deserved it (1986)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

Today , I Walked Into A Public Restroom To Find That They Had Set Up A Free Health Clinic For The Homeless; By That I Mean That I Found One Bum Inspecting And Cleaning The Infected , Bloody Genitals Of Another Bum. FML

#19531341
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26175) - you deserved it (2624)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

#19363644
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30216) - you deserved it (5012)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML

#19161181
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6507) - you deserved it (26471)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37406)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, feeling out of sape, I went 4 a jog!! I got mugged!! FML

#19090033
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26284) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Yesterday I Had To Explain To My 25-year-old Boyfriend Y We Cannot Get Pet Raccoons. This Is Not The Frst Time We Have Had This Conversation. FML

#18721209
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22542) - you deserved it (5768)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I found out mah boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice mah age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (3616)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday , somebody ordered pizza and sent it to te ouse across te street from tem , so tey could soot at te pizza guy wit an air-soft gun from te upstairs of tere ouse. I was tat delivery guy. mega FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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