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xxxwildchildxx
  • Town/Country : IceCream Cove, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xxxwildchildxx : Hey there! I'm wild but not too wild!! I'm fun to be around and I like dancing! That's pretty much it! CIAO!!

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Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

#13222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43394) - you deserved it (2480)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19001) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

#3037
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12839) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22101) - you deserved it (11859)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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