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Today, I Pourd My Heart Out Intohat Had To Be My Greatest Set Of Lyrics For My Band Ever, At The Same Time My Teacher Was Explaining Chemical Changes To The Class. At The End Of The Lecture He Pickd Up My Paper, And Set It On Fre To Demonstrate A Chemical Change. FML

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201 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by 3LLI0TT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was frd 4 not attending a mandatory meeting. I confrontd boss and told er I never eard anyting about it , se told me tat daily reminders ad been sent out via email 4 weeks. Se ten discoverd tat se faild to enter email address in te system. I was still frd. big fat FML

#5607614
117 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 5:31pm - work - by Rae (woman) - United States (Texas)

todayhile I was at a business supply store, I decided to get old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done an I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML

#5605552
102 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by nonexistant (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was in mah psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew , I looked up to looool see everyone with there notebooks on there desks. It was an open-note test. FML

#5335783
93 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day my sister broke up wit er boyfriend of 4 yeres because e adn't "popped" te question. I've just spent te last 2 monts elping im plan te perfect proposal. real FML

#5312576
127 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm - love - by Sadtimes - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, professor informd me that if I didn't "show more commitment" to choral ensemble he would give spot to a "more interestd young woman." I missd class to see neurologist. Apparently siezure are a symptom of lack of commitment. FML

#5312415
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On 09/17/2009 at 1:32pm - health - by OutOfLuck (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I got my pariod. 10 minutas into a 3 our axam. Apparantly tay r sariousan tay say you may not laava ta room undar any circumstancas. FML

#5310287
199 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was anging out wit ma best friend. I ave been getting explicit texts and pone calls so I just joking said to ma friend, ( I tink someone wrote ma number on a batroom stall. ) At wic point e said, ( Sorry, I didn't tink people really called tose numbers. ) big fat FML

#5227356
69 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , in Cham , I was chosan to hold tha fira axtinguishar just in casa somathing happanadhila showing how to blow up a dangarous chamical!! My taachar told ma to spray if anything got out of control!! Ha lit tha fira and I fraakad out and sprayad it!! Tha antira wing of mah school was avacutad!! FML

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92 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

#5130583
156 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss fred me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

#5129906
65 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

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46 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore



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