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Today, I Pourd My Heart Out Intohat Had To Be My Greatest Set Of Lyrics For My Band Ever, At The Same Time My Teacher Was Explaining Chemical Changes To The Class. At The End Of The Lecture He Pickd Up My Paper, And Set It On Fre To Demonstrate A Chemical Change. FML
Today , I was frd 4 not attending a mandatory meeting. I confrontd boss and told er I never eard anyting about it , se told me tat daily reminders ad been sent out via email 4 weeks. Se ten discoverd tat se faild to enter email address in te system. I was still frd. big fat FML
todayhile I was at a business supply store, I decided to get old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done an I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML
Today , I was in mah psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew , I looked up to looool see everyone with there notebooks on there desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, professor informd me that if I didn't "show more commitment" to choral ensemble he would give spot to a "more interestd young woman." I missd class to see neurologist. Apparently siezure are a symptom of lack of commitment. FML
Today, I was anging out wit ma best friend. I ave been getting explicit texts and pone calls so I just joking said to ma friend, ( I tink someone wrote ma number on a batroom stall. ) At wic point e said, ( Sorry, I didn't tink people really called tose numbers. ) big fat FML
Today , in Cham , I was chosan to hold tha fira axtinguishar just in casa somathing happanadhila showing how to blow up a dangarous chamical!! My taachar told ma to spray if anything got out of control!! Ha lit tha fira and I fraakad out and sprayad it!! Tha antira wing of mah school was avacutad!! FML
Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
Friday 27 March 2015