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xxlillyxx
  • Town/Country : can't tell u that ;P, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 June 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2528
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xxlillyxx : (yess the pic is of weed its only temporary plz dont mind it)
whats there to tell???? XD
likes:
P!ATD,FOB...music in general,
Chuck Norris, Nepoleon Dynamite(who doesnt like Nepoleon???)

dislikes:
Hannah Montanna,Jonas Brothers,Brittany Spears,Barney(no wait...he gives me drugs jkjkjkjk)

i guss im ur average teen,although my lifez pretty F'd up.
ive moved about 10 times, i live with my aunt, my mom lives in FL (i live in new england), i dont know my dad, my brother lives with another aunt about 2 hours away, to top it off my dog just died!!! FML


e mail me- angel.4rom.abov@gmail.com
(plz dont if ur a stalker,creep,jerk,ass, or just plain anoying.)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

#4136342 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (61033) - you deserved it (2294)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML

#4133312 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (31590) - you deserved it (6086)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

#4131254 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (33081) - you deserved it (10331)

On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML

#4116964 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (37974) - you deserved it (3318)

On 07/28/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by nothungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

#4113781 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (42477) - you deserved it (6055)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML

#4103209 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (2523)

On 07/28/2009 at 8:27am - work - by JobHunter (man) - Malta

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

#4100528 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (50362) - you deserved it (1898)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

#3921202 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (6277) - you deserved it (33922)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Thalassophobic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

#3664691 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (14413) - you deserved it (48897)

On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)