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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About xxOliveLouisexx : Hi there! I'm Florence Olive Louise Weaver :) Just call me Olive, though.

If you want to know more about me check me out on deviantArt

Or if Harry Potter fanfiction is your thing, read my stories on Wattpad

Or if you really want to stalk me, find me on Google+, my name on there is Olive Weaver

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Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML


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