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xxOliveLouisexx
  • Town/Country : Upstate NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xxOliveLouisexx : Hi there! I'm Florence Olive Louise Weaver :) Just call me Olive, though.

If you want to know more about me check me out on deviantArt
http://whenisaidalways.deviantart.com/

Or if Harry Potter fanfiction is your thing, read my stories on Wattpad
http://www.wattpad.com/user/WhenISaidAlways

Or if you really want to stalk me, find me on Google+, my name on there is Olive Weaver

I love talking to people so feel free to talk to me :)

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Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML

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