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  • Town/Country : Upstate NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xxOliveLouisexx : Hi there! I'm Florence Olive Louise Weaver :) Just call me Olive, though.

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Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML


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