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Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (12773)

On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
351 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

#18236
25 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)



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