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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (49164)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38312) - you deserved it (3761)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

#9157788
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8813) - you deserved it (34791)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
145 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

#9100714
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (3446)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
123 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

#8930944
68 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7405) - you deserved it (31314)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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