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Today, I found out mah sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also mah best friend, that I loved him. His response? ( HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit. ) FML


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On 03/02/2010 at 1:07am - love - by SingleSara. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy,om I've ad a crus on for forever,en e asked me to video cat . I got so excited an immediately pressed accept, witout tinking . Not until e started screaming an cursing did I realize tat I was still using ma laptop on te toilet . FML


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