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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
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About xshelbuhsaurus : Im a 16 year old girl, and I tend to do stupid things, or get into some sort of trouble. I like to skate, sing, dance like an idiot, and be around my boyfriend Alex of a year and seven months. I've been cheated on, but I dont like to give up on anything, so i've been trying to make this work out. Questions? Just ask.

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML


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