About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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by Jen_NM / 12/16/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
by abc123 / 12/16/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by failedfather / 12/16/2013 at 11:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Ramis182 / 12/16/2013 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Mary / 12/16/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health
Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by um...no? i don't think so anyway / 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML
by shellz15 / 12/15/2013 at 7:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by snowbum69 / 12/15/2013 at 3:38am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Animals