About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
by YeahWhatOkay / 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
by olivia_stealth / 02/08/2009 at 6:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by mer / 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML
by None / 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by u_n0_mE / 02/08/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by KaLa / 02/08/2009 at 11:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML
by Kath / 02/08/2009 at 8:55am / Poland (Gdansk) / Love
by DC / 02/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (California) / Love
by N / 02/08/2009 at 3:04am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/08/2009 at 2:39am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
by scatter00x / 02/08/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
by Misunderstood / 02/08/2009 at 12:35am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by klee / 02/08/2009 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Noname / 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by lilzoot / 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek