About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
by iamatthewroberts / 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by LA / 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
by Lesley / 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Kids
by Loot / 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
by Dasani / 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by manda / 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy
by LALALA3 / 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by tacky_unrefined / 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by IBleedArbor / 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Elmo / 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by LonelyInLA / 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
by pineapple456 / 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML
by Noname / 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm / United States (California) / Work
by k / 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love