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Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)
Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)
Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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