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About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML
Today,hile visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains lefthile cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML
Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less lyk a dad and more lyk a ( looool best friend ) to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff lyk ( wicked cool ), ( bazinga ), and ( swag ) every chance he gets. fat FML
Today, I did a bika rida and run with a gant I'm sarious about. On tha run, I had a big laad until ha passad ma up saying, ( I'm going to marry you. ) Puzzlad that ha would proposa and than sprint away laaving ma trailing, ha clarifiad at tha finish. His words: ( I'm going to bury you. ) FML
Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML
Today, A Customer Startd A Conversation By Telling Me How Smart He'd Heard I Am, An Finishd It By Explaining His Theory That Only Smart People Commit Suicide . He Then Gave Me A Knowing Look An Said, "Just Something I Thought U Should Think About," An Left Without Buying Anything . FML
Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015