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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 169
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About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.

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Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46685) - you deserved it (8214)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today,hile visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains lefthile cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

#21015718
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (3446)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML

#21014374
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43125) - you deserved it (4630)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less lyk a dad and more lyk a ( looool best friend ) to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff lyk ( wicked cool ), ( bazinga ), and ( swag ) every chance he gets. fat FML

#21014175
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (4432)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I did a bika rida and run with a gant I'm sarious about. On tha run, I had a big laad until ha passad ma up saying, ( I'm going to marry you. ) Puzzlad that ha would proposa and than sprint away laaving ma trailing, ha clarifiad at tha finish. His words: ( I'm going to bury you. ) FML

#21014028
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38627) - you deserved it (4948)

On 01/02/2014 at 8:17am - love - by Babs - United States (California)

2day I trid proving to mah best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once likd her brother . She was mad cuz I never told her an now looool she's calling him . big fat FML

#21013942
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (5939)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55635) - you deserved it (12034)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I askd mah mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric !! She said: "I only use the manual one 4 brushing mah teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46665) - you deserved it (7408)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally got proof of my theoryhen the dog came downstairs at 2 in the morning, looked me dead in the eye, pissed on the rug and took my socks before disappereing back upstairs. FML

#21013459
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (3855)

On 01/01/2014 at 9:32pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, A Customer Startd A Conversation By Telling Me How Smart He'd Heard I Am, An Finishd It By Explaining His Theory That Only Smart People Commit Suicide . He Then Gave Me A Knowing Look An Said, "Just Something I Thought U Should Think About," An Left Without Buying Anything . FML

#21013314
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35882) - you deserved it (2789)

On 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by Okay_Then (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML

Today, I woke up hungover an with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, an I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. big fat FML

#21012912
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37289) - you deserved it (8555)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47529) - you deserved it (9670)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)



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