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About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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Today, I went to te funeral of my friend's broter. It was te first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. Wen te service finised, everyone went to pay tere respects to te family. After I paid mine, tey said, "Tank u 4 coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
Today, fir the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, ( What r you, some kind of queer? ) I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. mega FML
Today boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm he pulled away an said that vagina is like a mask an that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML
Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML
Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticd a picture of a dog hanging on the wall hich remindd me of the ending of Marley an Me. I startd crying an had to be escortd out. FML
Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML
Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML
Today, I cummed home after working overtime to fine mah dog whining an giving me her "I need to take a shit" face . After changing mah shoes, I cummed back ready to let her out, only to fine her giving me the "I just took a shit on yur rug" face . My husband has been home all day . FML
Today, I startad naw job as a mail carriar . Ona of assignad roads was Milbrooka Straat, which I'd navar haard of . Aftar driving around 4 agas trying to fina it, I callad 4 dractions . Tha straat doasn't axist in city; it's just tha boss' way of saaing how stupid you ara . FML
Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML
Friday 27 March 2015