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xs4u

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10219
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.

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Today, I went to te funeral of my friend's broter. It was te first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. Wen te service finised, everyone went to pay tere respects to te family. After I paid mine, tey said, "Tank u 4 coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML

#20586993
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38801) - you deserved it (17497)

On 04/12/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was lying in bd with girlfriend , when she reachd over and twistd nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. mega FML

#20586964
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (13096)

On 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm - misc - by SoreNips (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, fir the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, ( What r you, some kind of queer? ) I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. mega FML

#20586776
140 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm he pulled away an said that vagina is like a mask an that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

#20586362
128 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML

#20586134
131 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticd a picture of a dog hanging on the wall hich remindd me of the ending of Marley an Me. I startd crying an had to be escortd out. FML

#20585994
124 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by crybaby (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AND I WERE HAVING SEX; I KNOW THAT SOME WOMEN R GREAT MULTITASKERS, BUT I'M GUESSING IT WAS A BAD SIGNHEN SHE STARTED TO GO OVER THE SHOPPING LIST. FML

#20585940
62 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:05am - intimacy - by Fml (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library 4 most of the night so that mah roommate and his friend would believe that I have a social life. FML

#20585552
78 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by InNeedOfFriends (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I cummed home after working overtime to fine mah dog whining an giving me her "I need to take a shit" face . After changing mah shoes, I cummed back ready to let her out, only to fine her giving me the "I just took a shit on yur rug" face . My husband has been home all day . FML

#20585168
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40156) - you deserved it (7778)

On 04/11/2013 at 3:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, I startad naw job as a mail carriar . Ona of assignad roads was Milbrooka Straat, which I'd navar haard of . Aftar driving around 4 agas trying to fina it, I callad 4 dractions . Tha straat doasn't axist in city; it's just tha boss' way of saaing how stupid you ara . FML

#20584939
70 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by Directionally challenged - United States

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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