About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
by RaveCharlie / 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Love
Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML
by thanks, my fellow americans / 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm / Bulgaria (Sofiya) / Health
by bhnja_ / 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm / Philippines (Mandaue) / Miscellaneous
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BarBacked / 04/15/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Work
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by geeshock1987 / 04/15/2013 at 1:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
by Cupcakes / 04/15/2013 at 1:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3am, screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
by do your own ironing / 04/15/2013 at 12:32am / Miscellaneous
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
Today, I baked my friend a cake for his 21st birthday. When I arrived at his house, his girlfriend, who hadn't made him anything, screamed at me for "making her look bad." She then took the cake, banned me from the party, and kicked me out. FML
by NZgirl92 / 04/14/2013 at 10:29pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Love
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous