About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
by really_now / 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by emma_waters23 / 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML
by neighbour hell / 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm / Norway (Vest-Agder) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 11:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by justgivemethed / 04/25/2013 at 3:55am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
by goingtobeevicted / 04/25/2013 at 2:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML
by kkt / 04/25/2013 at 12:54am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
by pregz / 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by public pooper / 04/24/2013 at 8:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
by hatemyjob / 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Soundofaboner / 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm / United States / Intimacy