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Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by screwedhousemate (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 10:48pm - misc - by shakyhands (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)
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