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by russianfail / 12/04/2013 at 11:24am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:50am / United States / Love
by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm / United States / Work
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
by supras / 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm / United Kingdom (Luton) / Health
by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by DocShadow / 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by rock'n roller / 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm / Love
Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2013 at 7:56pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Kids
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
by Sherressa / 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Akestarr / 12/02/2013 at 8:28am / United States (Indiana) / Money
Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
by car keyer / 12/02/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by no she wasn't high / 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…