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xs4u's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
by heartbroken / 12/04/2013 at 1:39pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by russianfail / 12/04/2013 at 11:24am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:50am / United States / Love
by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm / United States / Work
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
by supras / 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm / United Kingdom (Luton) / Health
by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by DocShadow / 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2013 at 7:56pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Kids
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
by Sherressa / 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Akestarr / 12/02/2013 at 8:28am / United States (Indiana) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…