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by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Love
by linzl00 / 12/06/2013 at 7:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by butterfingers / 12/06/2013 at 2:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML
by marcranger / 12/05/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Lulu / 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML
by possibly a sweater / 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML
by longlongwinter / 12/05/2013 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by vin_dex / 12/05/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
by Briscuit / 12/04/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm / United States (Idaho) / Kids
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 4:15pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
by heartbroken / 12/04/2013 at 1:39pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love