About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML
by icy_in_indiana / 12/10/2013 at 10:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm / Bangladesh / Love
Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML
by Disappointed Teacher / 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by thefifthdoctor / 12/10/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Washington) / Money
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
by YouAssholes / 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by someone / 12/09/2013 at 7:59am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the… Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third… Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night…