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Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML
by Disappointed Teacher / 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by thefifthdoctor / 12/10/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Washington) / Money
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
by YouAssholes / 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by someone / 12/09/2013 at 7:59am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, I discovered that my ceiling has been littering small white flakes of paint onto my head. It… Today, in class, the guy next to me seemed anxious. My desk was shaking from his leg bouncing and I… Today, I caught my now ex-boyfriend making out with another girl. I was pissed but decided to let…