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About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off mah car . After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished . Except the car keys were missing looool from mah pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow . mega FML
TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML
Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML
Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML
2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML
Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML
Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML
Today , I was called by the counselor to discuss mah "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut , I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrotho sees me as his personal tree. real FML
Today, I lost ma vrginity. We did it on te floor in ma step-sister's room, an te entre time e kept pusing ma ead into te carpet. I lost ma V-card but gained rug burn on ma face tat looks like a fatal disease. FML
Friday 27 March 2015