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xplayman
  • Town/Country : Shreveport, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xplayman : I'm a geek.

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Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60409) - you deserved it (5902)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

#4308181 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (60449)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "douche bag". FML

#4105054 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (8365) - you deserved it (53926)

On 07/28/2009 at 11:23am - work - by dotcomboy - United States

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8252) - you deserved it (79909)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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