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  • Town/Country : Georgetown, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 March 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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