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  • Town/Country : Burk's Falls, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About xoxo_GG : 5'5" red hair brown eyes i have a cat and love just hanging out with my friends

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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He randomly asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States



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