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  • Town/Country : Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)



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