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Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59315) - you deserved it (4307)

On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16061) - you deserved it (32185)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

#2733266 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (14458) - you deserved it (31257)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12644) - you deserved it (31884)

On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)