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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6481
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About xohxbrittanyrae : I'm 16 years old && a Junior. I'm on the drumline there. WVU is my team. Talk to me or something (:

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xohxbrittanyrae's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27185) - you deserved it (4922)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73176) - you deserved it (5543)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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872 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58549) - you deserved it (621790)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53807) - you deserved it (311720)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26564) - you deserved it (41530)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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