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  • Town/Country : Arc, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39684) - you deserved it (4702)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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