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xmyax3
  • Town/Country : owensboro, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (23 years)
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Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9699) - you deserved it (18024)

On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)



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