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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1665
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About xmusik : Well hello there. I'm Ash. Well, schadenfreude is pretty cool. And I admit I do like to laugh at other people's misfortune. But I've had a few "FML" moments of my own. Yes that is my real picture. My hair IS pink, though I messed around with the pic a bit. Don't steal it.

xmusik's page activity

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xmusik's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

xmusik's favorite FMLs

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

by prostate / 06/08/2009 at 9:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I came home and found my desk devoid of all paper. Turned out my mom dropped by and wanted to surprise me by cleaning up my work area. She threw away over 7 months worth of irreplaceable original sketches, notes and storylines, thinking they were worthless. My job is a full-time artist. FML

by Kilika / 06/07/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

by Jebus / 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

by zep / 06/07/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy