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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML


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