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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States
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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:07am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 11:46am - work - by Justforlolz - United States (New York)
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States
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