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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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157 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
295 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by sore - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 9:14pm - kids - by Shannon (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML

#6456555
126 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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