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xkonstantine125x
  • Town/Country : Riverside, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 19864
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About xkonstantine125x : I'm a 24 yr old woman, from Los Angeles.. I hate California.
I'm mellow. I'm gay. I'm random. I'm easily distracted and entertained. I have ADD. I'm seriously amused by anything. No joke. I love chickens!

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Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13677) - you deserved it (110329)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49388) - you deserved it (598165)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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236 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48813) - you deserved it (299960)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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