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xkonstantine125x
  • Town/Country : Riverside, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 19517
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About xkonstantine125x : I'm a 21 yr old woman, from Los Angeles.. I hate California.
I'm mellow. I'm gay. I'm random. I'm easily distracted and entertained. I have ADD. I'm seriously amused by anything. No joke. I love chickens!

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Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

#3120236 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (41372) - you deserved it (3517)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (43465) - you deserved it (361127)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (832)

I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (381788)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (29186) - you deserved it (159581)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (220500)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363132) - you deserved it (401478)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)