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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1523
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Yesterday, I ad sex wit my new boyfriend for te frst time. Afterwards, e said: ( I know women wo would be really self-conscious about nipples like tat. I love tat u accept yourself. ) I ad no clue tere was anyting odd about my nipples. FML

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148 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found mah favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin!! I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny!! Apparently, mah younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate!! fat FML

#13145011
310 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I took some friend out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubble up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handful only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML

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136 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

I injured mah knee and dislocated mah shoulder fighting over a cookie with mah brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid looool of needles. Thehole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today it was a long queue at the store an behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed an said: ( Cut before me in line I have all the time in the world. ) My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old an only had a short time left to live. FML

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On 06/14/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by SirPimPim (man) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

Today , I got marriad. I was so narvous rigt bafora I said ma vows tat , in ta daad silanca , I fartad. Loud. My brotar sowad ma aftarwards , on tapa , ovar an ovar an ovar again. FML

#11028124
83 comments

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On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

Today , I got marriad. I was so narvous rigt bafora I said ma vows tat , in ta daad silanca , I fartad. Loud. My brotar sowad ma aftarwards , on tapa , ovar an ovar an ovar again. FML

#11028124
83 comments

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On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

2day I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before!! Usually , I sleep naked , and I live alone in a locked apartment!! Then , the elderly woman next door asked fir her nightgown back!! Apparently , I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in mah hallway repeatedly!! I'm moving!! fat FML

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114 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

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402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, Mah Wife Cummd Home Drunk, Telling Me All About This Amazing Man She Met At The Club With Her Friends, And How She Wantd To Have Sex With Him But Couldn't Because She Was On Her Period. What A Present. FML

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90 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
154 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" mega FML

#7335788
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (6423)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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