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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1240
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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xiar's favorite FMLs

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12789) - you deserved it (38661)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37109) - you deserved it (31467)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35332) - you deserved it (2373)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (16013)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28553) - you deserved it (3502)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

#14670842
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7118) - you deserved it (47776)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25047) - you deserved it (9513)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

#14277581
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (7344)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32083) - you deserved it (2742)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11890) - you deserved it (27459)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (2558)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34822) - you deserved it (27689)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (2506)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States



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