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  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
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Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21985) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

#3141332 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (44860) - you deserved it (2816)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710 (1224)

I agree, your life sucks (59323) - you deserved it (144029)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38848) - you deserved it (8275)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

#196936 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (41459) - you deserved it (31879)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)



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