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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was"Best positions for a small penis." FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by stew (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
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