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Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML


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On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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