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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2909
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xgetxbentx : I'm Tysa, I'm 18, I'm kind of a bitch, but only if you deserve it. Pretty addicted to fml now.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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xgetxbentx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25593) - you deserved it (56766)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7385) - you deserved it (63763)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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