Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

xgetxbentx

Search for a member

xgetxbentx
  • Town/Country : West Des Moines, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2280
  • Number of comments : 1024
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xgetxbentx : I'm Tysa, I'm 18, I'm kind of a bitch, but only if you deserve it. Pretty addicted to fml now.

xgetxbentx's last visitors

scottmn2740ajax_unitedtattooedcowgirlRVAriverRAT88ltaper11aa1717crazycookiecrTHE_Black_Jesusokami_chanPirateacekylefry6996

xgetxbentx's FML badges

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of xgetxbentx's badges

xgetxbentx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17871) - you deserved it (38124)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4850) - you deserved it (43670)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by