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About xgetxbentx : I'm Tysa, I'm 18, I'm kind of a bitch, but only if you deserve it. Pretty addicted to fml now.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23110) - you deserved it (52850)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (59115)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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