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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1981 (31 years)
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Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML

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