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About xdissizit : Duy-Tuong Nguyen
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Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by hardee fucking har yourself, sir (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML


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On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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