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xcoldbloodfest
  • Town/Country : omaha, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xcoldbloodfest : i wirte, record, rap, sing, edit, master, and produce my own music. so im basically a hip-hop artist that does everything himself.

my favorite song is the lounge by asher roth =]

YOUTUBE IT!

id give you my myspace link however im not currently proud of my music and feel i can be better. but if you ask ill give you it.

pretty simple, try and follow the rules but im always in the wrong place at the wrong time...

if your not living on the edge your taking up too much room.

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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50436) - you deserved it (10399)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:21am - love - by thefailure (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after my girlfriend of 2 years left me for another guy, I got stuck in an elevator for 3 hours. With both of them. FML

#3926202 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (52911) - you deserved it (1754)

On 07/21/2009 at 9:41am - love - by ntm690 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

#3925036 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (53015) - you deserved it (8383)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:42am - intimacy - by picturemenakedbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

#3877886 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (54964) - you deserved it (2917)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

#3875219 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (41231) - you deserved it (2396)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - health - by coffeeburns (man) - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

#3824870 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (47780) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

#3821134 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (5265) - you deserved it (59757)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

#3471774 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (6465) - you deserved it (29133)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:54am - love - by mrdave (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 (1233)

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (473930)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (5729) - you deserved it (19677)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML

#1649 (23)

I agree, your life sucks (2434) - you deserved it (9623)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Colleen - United States (Florida)